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01 August 2005 @ 11:26 pm
Bum! Shuttlepod! Bum!  
My entry for BOTH August and July, as posted to Tal's previous entry...

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Malcolm was bored. Bored bored bored. Why he'd ever agreed to do this test for Travis, he'd never... oh right, it was for a case of very nice brandy.

He'd forgotten that part, he was so bored.

As Travis steered up beside the other shuttle, Malcolm had an idea. It was a naughty idea, the kind of thing that he used to do at the Academy and thanked every God he could think of that he'd never been caught or he would have been thrown *right* out. And then his father could've said he told him so.

With Travis fully engrossed in his piloting and mumbling quietly to himself about the thrust to arc ratio or some such silly nonsense, Malcolm quietly -- very very very quietly -- undid his uniform down to the waist. He glances through the window to make sure the other pod, which Trip was driving, would be lined up *just* so. Happy that the other pod was indeed at the right angle, Malcolm quickly glanced at Travis to make sure he was still ignoring him, then shoved down his uniform and his underwear and pressed his bear bum against the shuttle's side window. After pulling back and wiggling it just a little bit -- and trying like MAD not to laugh out loud -- he rights his uniform, zipping it up and grinning like a madman, turning back to the window. He's sure if he squints hard enough he'll be able to see Trip's reaction...

... except...

A very unimpressed T'Pol is arching an eyebrow at him from the other shuttlepod. Malcolm can feel his own face pale. Obviously the two had switched spots; Trip'd probably gotten even more bored than Malcolm was.

He sinks back into his chair in the back and hopes this won't go into her official report.

FIN.
 
 
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taltal on August 2nd, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
ZOMG LOL!

Pix, that was hilarious!! I laughed so much I nearly horked tea all over my monitor. Just picturing T'Pol's face... *bwah!*

So excellent!
Pixpixienymph on August 2nd, 2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
*boogies*

Now if I could get the tie pr0n finished, I'd be golden. *stares at it... waits for it to write itself... sighs*

Missing you. Hopefully I'll be on later in the week.
taltal on August 2nd, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
Hee! I miss you too! Liek wo, even.

It's a quiet week for me, so I'll be online in the evenings a lot. Hope to see you soon!